The UnAustralian

Saturday, March 08, 2003
 
Welcome to Science Club

The 1st rule of Science is you don't talk about Science

The 2nd rule of Science is you don't talk about Science

The 3rd rule of Science is when someone says stop, or goes limp, the research is over

The 4th rule of Science is only two guys to a research project

The 5th rule of Science is one research project at a time.

The 6th rule of Science is no shirts, no shoes

The 7th rule of Science is research projects go on a long as they have to

The 8th and final rule of Science is if this is your first night, you have to do research

Confession: I didn't think this one up myself, but I did like it so much that I stole it from a slashdot post
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